module.exports = () => {
  const tSeconds = process.uptime();

  const tDays = parseInt(tSeconds / 86400);
  const tHrs = parseInt((tSeconds % 86400) / 3600);
  const tMins = parseInt((tSeconds % 3600) / 60);
  const tSecs = parseInt(tSeconds % 60);
  // We can probably just return tSeconds (totalSeconds) instead of parsing.
  // So that was a fucking lie.

  const days = tDays + (tDays === 1 ? ' day' : ' days');
  const hours = tHrs + (tHrs === 1 ? ' hour' : ' hours');
  const minutes = tMins + (tMins === 1 ? ' minute' : ' hours');
  const seconds = tSecs + (tSecs === 1 ? ' second' : ' seconds');

  return `${days}, ${hours}, ${minutes}, ${seconds}`;
};